honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying
i’m very angry and very impressed
… This makes something in my head just go “oooh” and unwind.
Two scientists walk into a bar:
"I’ll have an H2O."
"I’ll have an H2O, too."
The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.